NOH3 - Several hashing songs

This is only a start on a Hash Hymnal, including some of the more commenly heard songs at NOH3.

Here's to _____,
he's true blue.
He's a hasher
through and through,
He's a pisspot
So they say.
Tried to get to Heaven,
But he went the other way
Drink it down, down, down, down...


WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born to all?
Hes no fucking use to anyone.
Hes no fucking use at all.
He may be a joy to his mother.
But hes a pain in the asshole to me.
So drink it down down down down


HE'S THE MEANEST

Hes the meanest, he sucks the horses penis,
Hes the meanest, hes a horses ass.
Ever since he found it (hey!), all he does is pound it (hey!)
Hes the meanest, hes a horses ass.
He's always pissing on us, He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest, He's a horse's ass.


He ought to be publicly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang!)
He ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot


SHITTY TRAIL Melody - The Mickey Mouse Club

S-H-I, T-T-Y
T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked!)
Shitty trail (It blew!) The hares have gone and laid a shitty trail. I would rather drink my beer Than run your shitty trail S-H-I, T-T-Y
T-R-A-I-L


DOUGH, RAY, ME

Melody - Do, Re, Mi

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy that sells me beer
Me, the guy that drinks my beer
Fa, a long long way for beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, la la, la la, la la
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer
And that will bring us back to
Dough, down, down, down...


HOT VAGINA

Melody - Yellow Rose of Texas

Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for your dinner,
Just munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.
It's so speedy and nutritious,
Bite-size and ready to eat,
So take a tip, go eat your mom;
Hot vagina can't be beat.


LOVE ME TENDER

Melody - Love Me Tender

Love me tender, love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat,
Watch me smile and watch me grin,
As the cum rolls down, down, down, down.......


PUT YOUR LEFT LEG OVER MY SHOULDER

Melody - Side by Side

Put your left leg over my shoulder,
Put your right leg over my shoulder,
(wag tongue)
La la la la la, la la la la, la la la.

Put your left tit over my shoulder,
Put your right tit over my shoulder,
(shake head)
Bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla.


IT'S A SMALL DICK AFTER ALL

Melody - It's A Small World

It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!
Well it isn't long
and it isn't thick,
It gets hard too slow
and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.


DOES A HASHER?

Melody - Does Your Hair Hang Low?

Does a hasher like to walk,
Does a hasher like to run,
Does a hasher like to be where they're having all the fun?
Can he drink a 12-ounce beer,
While his friends all sing and cheer,
Now your time has come.
So drink it down, down, down . . .


AUTOHASH SONG

Melody - Mercedes-Benz (Janis Joplin)

Dear Lord, won't you give me a ride to the beer,
My friends are all drinking, and I'm stuck out here,
I'll ride in a Chevy, a Ford or a truck,
If you drive me there I might give you a...
down, down, down, down.


You're stupid, you're stupid
You're really fucking dumb
If it wasn't for your mother
You'd be a stain of cum!


Asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss,
Two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt,
For country and for queen,
Asshole, asshole,
Asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.


HEAD!

Who said head?
I'll take some of that,
so I did, and it was good
and there was much rejoicing
We fucked for hours
Uprooting trees & bushes & flowers,
We fucked like Vikings
With horns on our HEAD!
Head! Who said HEAD!...


Drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down,
Why are we waiting,
We could be fornicating
Oh why are we waiting
so fucking long.


WHIP IT OUT AT THE BALLGAME

Melody - Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Whip it out at the ball game
Wave it round at the crowd
Dip it peanuts and crackerjack
I don't care If you
Give it a whack
Because it's beat your meat
At the ball game
If you don't cum it's a shame
It's one, two
And you're covered in goo
At the old ball game


I like the girls who say they will,
I like the girls who don't.
I hate the girls who say they will,
And then they say they won't.
But of all the girls I like the best,
I may be wrong or right,
Are the girls who say they never will,
But look as though they might.


MY NAME IS JACK

My name is Jack,
I'm a necrophiliac,
I fuck dead women,
I fill 'em full of jism,
I get frustrated,
When they're cremated,
Cause try as I must,
I can't fuck dust!


HIS ONE SKIN

Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean

His one skin hangs down to his two skin.
His two skin hangs down to his three.
His three skin hangs down to his four skin.
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
Roll back, Roll back,
Oh roll back your foreskin for me, for me. Roll back, Roll back,
Oh roll back your foreskin for me, for me.


TWENTY TOES

Heres the game of twenty toes.
Its played all over town.
The girls play it with ten toes up.
The boys with ten toes down.


GANG BANG

I love to gang bang, Oh yes I do!
Because a gang bang feels so good.
When I was younger and in my prime,
I used to gang bang all the time.
Now I'm older and getting grey,
I only gang bang once a day.

Knock, knock Who?s There?
Ida Ida Who?
Ida want another gang bang, if we could,
Because a gang bang feels so good.

Ben - Ben-d over and have another gang bang
Turner - Turner over and have another gang bang
Gladiator - Glad he ate her out before the gang bang
Oliver - All of 'er clothes were off at the gang bang
Ida - Ida want another gang bang
Peter Meter - My peter'll meet her at the gang bang
Dolly Parton - Dolly's partin' her thighs at the gang bang
Kissinger - Kissing 'er's great, but fuckin' 'er's better
Anita - I need a little rest before the gang bang
Mabel - Maybe she'll do us all the gang bang
Eisenhower - I's an hour late for the gang bang


SWING LO

Swing Lo, Sweet Chariot
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
Swing Lo, Sweet Chariot
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
A band of angels, cumming after me,
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
(Chorus)
If you get there, before I do!
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
Tell all my friends,
Im cumming too.
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
(Chorus)
MAY THE HASH GO IN PEACE,
MAY THE HASH GET A PIECE!


More songs will be added to this collection as we find the time and the songs.


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