Hash No. 958
Hares: IHOV and Blowing Semen
Venue: Finn McCool’s
The Trail - After the Saints victory of course:
On a blustery, cold Sunday afternoon
(45 degrees,7 centigrade, is cold by New Orleans standards, thank you.) the
pack set out on trail from Finn McCool’s, the Irish
Pub with a Scottish-sounding name, laid by Blowing Semen, first Riverbound on Banks St. to a left turn just short of Jefferson
Davis Pkw. and over to Canal St. Another left
turn onto Canal took the pack to
Religious Advisor: Swamp Bitch
New Boots: None
Visitors: Wishboneher, a veteran NOH3’er transplanted to Nittany H3 in Delaware; Bugg fugger, the effervescent Religious Advisor in the Baton Rouge chapter who is a frequent visitor to New Orleans.
Looting on Trail: Ass Dandruff produced a once water-logged
time clock which was his treasure selected from storm debris that sill can be
seen on the streets of MidCity. It was determined
that Letter Licker could use it, but the reason is lost...* Then the religious
advisor for the day, Swamp Bitch, pulled out his treasure, some guy’s cheat
sheets, a stack of cards, each with a Spanish word on one side and the English
equivalent on the opposite. None of the little cards,(the
whole stack could be concealed in the palm of an average high school student’s
palm) bore the phrase, “Hey Meestore, ‘want to
buy some peek-tores of my seestore?”
It was then decided that since they were dropped, or hastily discarded, on the
street along side
I have in my notes, “Ready Whip ” I was drinking. It was cold out there. If anyone can contribute any info, please bring it up in the circle next week.* Probably drinking lots of the Yukka that was also provided by the hares.
I.H.O.V. provided the pack with some bodacious peanut chicken and couscous to keep the pack together for a little longer and served it up on the step to a flood-damaged and therefore vacant house (there are a lot of those these days) and enjoyed by all, next to Finn MCool’s.
Scribe: On Da Rag (Tom)
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